
All Yuki Feldman ever wanted was to embezzle enough money to eventually buy herself a hot tub. But then a fast-talking plant named Glorghesh ropes her into a star-spanning life on the run filled with cops, debt collectors, space pirates, cat burglars, unionized robots, and booze. Lots and lots of booze. Okay, maybe life on the run won’t be so bad after all…

Rookie DUPES officer Dana Loy reports for her first day of duty as an officer of the law in the sleepiest star system in the sector. Facing a lecherous drunk of a commanding officer, a love-struck robot, an entire fleet of pirates, and a psychotic criminal mastermind, she’ll be lucky to live out the day.

A terminally-ill 16 year old in an all-powerful robot body… A morally-wayward, gun-toting nun… And a pair of cybernetically-enhanced human collaborators who are more interested in looting than saving the world… They are humanity’s last and only hope. No matter how you look at it, humanity is doomed.